A little review for the @FuckYeahMachine...I'll start by saying I am in love with this fucking machine! 😩💦 Being able to adjust the stroke length & position on the fly alone makes it worth it.Nothing kills the mood more than stopping mid-session to mess with positioning—especially when taking huge toys in your butt. When you’re deep in it, your whole body just melts, and all you wanna do is lay there and take it—so having full control is a complete game changer!The build quality is also really good! Heavy, sturdy, doesn’t budge even at max speed (where my old one would always move around).It’s worth noting that with the legs added, it’s quite big, so if you have guests regularly and they aren’t as freaky as you, make sure you have a good hiding spot 😂 But honestly, that weight is what keeps it stable and allows it to handle the monster toys I’m putting in my butt, so it’s a fair trade-off.It also has built-in fucking patterns, so the automatic variation in stroke speed/length makes it feel way closer to actual fucking. I’ve not even finished playing with all the features yet, and I love it!If you’ve been thinking about getting a fucking machine, I can’t recommend this one enough! 👌🏻Also, just to be completely transparent, I did pay for this, but @FuckYeahMachine gave me a little discount if I posted some videos with it when I used it. They didn’t ask me to write a review though. I’m just very impressed with it and needed to share 💕